Without going into too much detail about all the tub faucet stress...
humming and hawing about whether to pay the plumber a million dollars (almost) or try to install the thing ourselves.
Installing a faucet? .... "elementary" you say...
not even close - try Ivy League.
Try 21 solders to create a copper pipe contraption that will get all the pipes and water going to all the right places - including 4 solders inside the small hole squished next to the toilet that the plumber would have taken out. (And consequently, would have to rebuild because it is so old.
$$ Ka-Ching!)
At that moment, I wondered if we should have just paid the million dollars and called it good. Open flames make me a bit nervous.

















































