I go in spurts on the blog. I've been missing in action for a couple weeks - things have been so busy. This afternoon I had a litte lull in the busy-ness and wrote a bunch of jokes for Sarah's lunches to last through the rest of the year. It's our little tradition - her "joke of the day". I thought I would share a couple of favorites I found on the Yahoo Kid's Jokes website...
What has a bottom on it's top?
A LEG! (o:
What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
MEEEEEEEE!
How does the ocean pay for it's water bill?
With sand dollars!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
Why does the ocean roar?
You would to if you had crabs on your bottom!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
Why was the nose sad?
Because he did not get picked.
Ba Dum Dum! Hope you enjoyed that. I'll post some real stuff when I get a minute - although I don't know when that will be! Better run!!
1 comment:
I'll admit it: I laughed like a second-grader.
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